Tuesday 13 March 2012

iRant: Treat me like an animal, so I can have better Human Rights?



In honesty I wasn't sure how to approach this rant. In fact I spent a great amount of time considering whether this was actually a rant or a moan...
It took me a while, but in the end I conceded that, I try to only moan about things I can and will change. I see no point in moaning about things that I will never or can never change, to me it just seems a fruitless operation...*shrugs*.

I would like to apologise now, just in case you read this and get the feeling I'm sounding somewhat evangelical. Please do not mistake me for a 'tree-hugger' (no offence to huggers of trees), or a preacher or a 'do-gooder'....these are just some observations.

So..where to start? Hmmm...."Human Rights" as a term, I really don't agree with. In honesty, I abhor it.

Abhor - to regard with extreme repugnance or aversion; detest utterly; loathe; abominate.


Yes, I feel that strongly about it, I mean the number of secondary questions that get thrown up every-time I hear the term its untrue.
- Firstly, what is 'Human Rights'
- What is a 'Human Right'
- Who decides what a 'Human Right' is?
- How is it decided that the people(s) that decide what a 'Human Right' is, are the most appropriate candidates for the that particular decision?
- If the rights of 'Humans' are to be discussed, shouldn't a majority of the 'Humans' who these 'rights' are supposed to be for, have a say in what is and isn't a 'Human Right'...?

Who came up with this notion or idea of 'Human Rights'....?
I did some brief research, that leads to the idea that the concept of 'Human Rights' was founded in Europe, Germany in particular, in 1525. Something to do with peasants making a list of personal demands against a ruling arm in some war, or something.

In my mind, in order to issue, or outline the 'rights' of another life form you have to consider yourself to be superior to that other life form. Now I know that as 'Humans' we have absolutely no problem with this concept in principle or practice. So I guess its actually witnessing the audacity to blatantly display it to masses and nations, is what I consider to be an insult to my senses.


I consider the term a farce. Especially when you take a snapshot at the societies we currently live in. I mean a prime example of this, is the calling for Human Rights to be acknowledged and implemented the world over. Now, the nations in the world that currently make lots of international noise about the Human Rights conduct of nations abroad, are Europe and America.

Both the aforementioned have little or no problem using 'Human Rights breaches' as a justifiable reason to enter foreign countries and further breach 'Human Rights'.

I think the protests both in the UK and USA helped me to see the fallacy of this pseudo moral high ground.

The treatment of some of the peaceful protestors was shocking and certainly in breach of some rights...and that was at the hand of licensed authorities...captured on TV and mobile phones.

There are other examples of where 'Human Rights' are ignored or overlooked, like the case of the man with the low IQ, who took a liking to sex, but was being subject to a court injunction which basically said he was not responsible enough of mind to engage in such activities. (The man with the low IQ). I appreciate there is some responsibility to be had as an adult and yes maybe he could be a liability with regard to not protecting himself properly (or at all), but surely a man has the right to consenting sex with whom so ever is legally permitted to engage?

Let me not even get into Guantanamo Bay...

Despite these examples, there is one that without a doubt, has pissed me off the most! Beyond all things sensible this none-sense is still allowed to happen and is legal, in fact not only is it legal but corporation make billions off of it every year, year in, year out. People are actually paying to have their human rights violated.

I need to calm down a little, so let me take a slight detour...I'll get back to the above I promise.

So...as much as I'm a city slicker, I love me some country, I'll save you the cliche list about the air, the greenery and the peace, cos I know you've heard it before and its not REALLY telling you anything 'new'. Oh look, by 'not' telling you I just told you...anyway I digress.

So, I was chilling out in the countryside recently. I got the opportunity to stand by a field and watch some cows grazing, beautiful sight, if you've never slowed down long enough to watch, I recommend that you do at least once in your life. Anyway...I stood watching these cows graze for a while, then a haulage vehicle pulls up. It turns out it was a transport for the livestock. I watched as the cows were shushed into the lorry, watched the door being sealed and the truck drive away.

Once the truck left I noticed only half the herd had left. There was a gentleman on the field at the time and so I decided to seek his council on this current event. I asked "if the remaining cows would be on the field for the night?", to which he replied "No, the lorry that just left, will come back for these".

I was a little bit confused by this, as the lorry clearly had enough space to fit all the cows on, so this really should have been one journey. I did feel stupid, but I asked, "Erm...why didn't you just load them all on at once?". My new farmer friend, chuckled and said "You can't carry more than X amount of beasts in that amount of space, if the authorities were to stop me and count them, we'd lose our transporting license, we wouldn't be able to carry livestock in transit".

Simple Simon, never turns down any opportunity to learn, so this new information would be probed, so I further asked "What are the criteria for transporting livestock then?". What he basically told me was that, the vehicle couldn't legally carry more than 20 of the cows.

Fascinated by the subject, I decided to go away and read up on agricultural cattle haulage. My findings were very interesting indeed.

Did you know, that a cattle haulage vehicle has individual pen's for each beast. I mean like each cow gets its own compartment. As if that wasn't wonderful enough, there is also a 'space per animal' regulation and I quote

Medium sized cattle of approximate weight - 325kg, must have a minimum of between 0.95 – 1.3m(squared) whilst in transit


Yes you read that correctly, there is actual regulation around how much space a cow has in transit. I delved into the subject further as I do and got some valuable information on the subject, I thought I'd be so kind as to drop a link at the end of this rant so you too can be amazed by my findings...

Anyhoot, now that I've calmed somewhat, I'll re-address the subject I took a break from earlier.

I'm unfortunate enough to have to take public transport to work.. so every blessed day, I, like hundreds of thousands of other cattl....I mean commuters, board over-packed rush hour trains. Each individual inadvertently touching another, sharing varying bits of DNA, whether it be through the air or by fabric to fabric connection, its just one, tightly squeezed mosh pit of 'sharing'. If the crowds weren't enough, I actually pay an annually rising ticket fare for the 'privilege'.

So while I'm crammed in this tube, my mind races, doing all manner of calculations about just how dangerous the current situation is.

Firstly; If the train was to stop in a tunnel...how long would it be before we run out of air?

If we were stuck in a tunnel for an undetermined amount of time, how would one, attain a state of relative comfort?

After asking a myriad of 'what if' type questions, my simple brain strikes gold! "How comes there isn't a maximum number of passengers per carriage restriction?"

Now, at the time of thinking this, I initially thought I was being pedantic... but then I remembered back in my youth, when I used to go clubbing quite a bit, the term "I'm sorry, we've reached capacity" was a legitimate reason for you not being able to get in, even after you've flashed two crisp £50 notes at the bouncer.

Then I remembered conversations I've had with venue managers, regarding private parties and venue capacity. These conversations always lead back to the same thing, 'It's health and safety, if authorities came in and saw us above capacity we could lose our license.'

In my school days the commute was via bus and they have the restrictions clearly written on the entrance to the bus, it was something like 62 seated and 18 standing or something like that. Coaches also have a seating restriction of 75, with no standing passengers.

Airplanes have a passenger restriction, in fact every other form of passenger/livestock transport, has a population restriction...all of them, except the tubes and the trains.

Now, please explain to me how it is;
a) possible
b) logical
that the modes of transport, that carry the most people in any 24hr period, have absolutely no guidelines for the number of passengers allowed to be safely transported from one place to another?

In disbelief I set about looking for the facts, figures and details...I'll save you the trouble, there are NO published details about passenger numbers (that I could find), with regards to trains and tube services. That is correct, you can stuff as many people as you like into a tube and not have to worry about 'Health and Safety' regulations.

So, now that we've come to grips with this non-sense, I know at least one person will say 'but what you've mentioned is a health and safety issue, it doesn't have anything to do with Human rights'. To those of you that share this view, I'll simply point you to article 5 of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights which states and I quote;

No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.


If you as an individual can hand on heart say, that being stuck in a packed train, or tube, during rush hour, during a heatwave isn't cruel, degrading or inhuman...then maybe you are one of the cows that I saw on that haulage truck.

I never thought I would ever say this in my life but...'Please treat me like an animal, so I can have better Human Rights'.

iRant, because sometimes the liberties being taken are just unacceptable.

PROMISED LINK!!!! Animal welfare during transportation


Other animal related rants - Pets in the west, the Plight of the animals

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